Han makes it sound like Luke's running away to join the circus or something after knocking up the local mayor's daughter. It's probably easier for everyone that Han's got no idea what kind of trouble they're about to get into. Otherwise, he might never have taken these particular passengers on.
- Star Wars: Solo Kessel Run T-Shirt
Officially-licensed Solo: A Star Wars Story merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Heather grey tee with navy yoke brags "Just made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs"
With an image of the Millennium Falcon herself
Iconic Solo fabric label stitched onto the hem
Materials: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.