Eat your heart out, today's videogamers
It's that old, familiar story: some scientists at a megacorporation unintentionally open a dimensional rift. Flash forward and an alien race has used the rift to conquer Earth. You must defend it with your crowbar. Or maybe you'd prefer being on a planet that's really a machine built by an alien race at war with humanity (oh, and there's this other alien race that happens to be parasitic) with a hologram in your head.
You know what? Sometimes the simplest concepts are best. At the end of a long day, you don't always need to know what your motivation is for doing something. Sometimes you just need "Eat good things to win; Eat bad things and die."
- Pac-Man Ghosts Lounge Pant
Officially-licensed Pac-Man merchandise
A ThinkGeek exclusive
Black lounge pant covered with Inky, Blinky, and Clyde
Presumably Pinky's the unfortunate one who got turned into the blue edible ghost, which glows in the dark
Elastic waist with external drawstring, open fly, and side pockets
Materials: 100% cotton
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.