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This is the perfect mat to welcome strangers to your own personal Satellite of Love, particularly if you happen to live in something round, such as a nuclear silo or the Mercury Friendship 7 capsule at the Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum. (On second thought, don't put the mat out in front of the capsule. You might lose it. The guards didn't return our Tang packets last time we got kicked out.)
Oh, no, wait. This really only works on the inside of something round, doesn't it? That makes it a goodbye mat. Hmm. Keep it outside your round abode and it's like a Venn diagram waiting to happen? Moving on. This works with rectilinear housing, also. In fact, if you have a gap under your door like our neighbor who smokes too much weed, you could place the diameter of this mat directly across your threshold for a literal half moon on each side of the door. That makes it both a welcome and a goodbye mat. Which is particularly ironic if you can't escape the Satellite of Love.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000 Indoor Floor Mat
Officially-licensed Mystery Science Theater 3000 merchandise
A ThinkGeek exclusive
Great for people with feet or people who have friends with feet
Materials: 100% polyester
Care Instructions: Blot spills with absorbent white cloth. Use a soft-bristled brush to loosen dirt. Spot clean only using mild soap/detergent. Lay flat to dry.
Dimensions: 30" diameter