Hahaha! We said "fanny!"
You know, in Suicide Kings #3 Spider-Man calls Deadpool a walking fanny pack. So if Deadpool, the walking fanny pack, is wearing a Deadpool fanny pack - that's right. It's fannypackception. Fanceptionpack? You... go read the rest of this. We'll be over here working that bit out. *scribbles furiously with a Sharpie*
Taking the lead from Rob Liefeld, we've created the Marvel Deadpool Fanny Pack. It has four pouches - three easy-access on the outside for your bullets and Skittles and taco coupons, plus one accessed via a zipper for your more important stuff like your Chapstick and Golden Girls fan club membership card. The belt's meant to hang around your hips, conveying an appropriate amount of swagger, and it expands to 60" in case it's Never-ending Chalupa Bowl time at your local Jalapeño Garden. Also, this fanny pack gives you plenty of places to stash all those crayons on the way out. At least the red ones.
- Marvel Deadpool Fanny Pack
Officially-licensed Marvel merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Red with a silicone Deadpool logo on one pouch
4 pouches: 3 small with flaps and magnetic closures + 1 large with a zipper
And an internal pouch with a zipper, too
1 1/2" wide belt adjusts from 41" to 60"
You push Deadpool's left eyeball on the belt buckle to get his head to pop open
Agent X's pancreas No, sorry. ThinkGeek Legal monkey sez, "Don't put internal organs in your fanny pack, kids!"
Materials: 92% cotton / 8% rayon outer, 100% nylon lining
Care Instructions: Spot clean only
Dimensions: 14" wide x 5" tall x 4 1/2" deep
Weight: 1 lb. (the buckle's hefty)